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1. Something that turns you on, or is cool
2. Catch phrase used in southwest florida
Omg! Your shoes spin my hot cups!
That movie was good, it really spins my hot cups
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The "polite" way hot girls on dating sites turn down guys because they think it spares their feelings.
Translations:
"You're not my type" = "You're ugly"
"I don't feel a connection" = "You seem incredibly boring"
"We're not looking for the same thing" = "You're creeping me out"
When she told me she didn't feel a connection, I knew hot girl code well enough to get the message.
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When a man jizzes in cup and then microwaves it, and then with out warning dumps it all over his girlfriend.
Peter:" So has your relationship with your bitch?"
Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"
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When you take a shit and cum all over on top of it and then bake it. Once it is done you serve it as a pastry to others or yourself.
Bob: Man I'm really hungry right now
Tom: Hey I just took a shit in this bag, wanna make a glazed hot fudge brownie?
Bob: I would love to! Let me just cum on it and then we can bake it in the oven
Tom: Yumm delish!
The girl equivalent to blue balls.
Last night, Sam left me on Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy when he made out with me for an hour and then dipped.
“Is red hot chili pepper a slang word for homosexuality?”
when ya best friends dog farts, and than your friend also rips ass while you r laughin, and it smells so bad, ya boi throws up a terrible tasting hot dog from Burger king.
Yoooooo Biggie you remember that time you threw up that burger king hot dog?