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I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.
Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."
Basically jacking off but in abandoned buildings
"who was joshing off behind that old Denny's I can see the ooze on the wall"
An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime
Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.
when someone is having the time of their life, and act high key drunk, but they're not high off of drugs or anything. No, they're high off the moment.
"OMG is that Chanel drinking her third bottle of coca-cola?"
"wasn't she on a diet-"
"dUdE nO, SHeS JUsT hiGh oFf ThE mOMeNt"
When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.
Patrick was bearding off this morning
The Action of brett doing business
“Stop jerking off right now brett!”
The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!