slut-face-whore-bag

A girl who is a slut , but more than a slut. She's also a mean person.

Boy: I like Casey
Girl: Noo way, she's a slut-face-whore-bag!
Boy: a what?
Girl: Nevermind, you can't like her. end of story.

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Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face

An insult worthy of anyone...trust me.

You gave me syphilis you Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face!!

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Flat Faced Shit

Taylor Thusing

Fuck! Flat faced shit is over there face-fucking with some wanker.

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Shit Faced Bitch Master

A slang term for a black PIMP

Martin: Thats a nice car how did you afford that?
SFBM: I'm a pimp, get all the shit I want
Martin: You Shit Faced Bitch Master!

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put a smile on one's face

to make someone feel happy.

Look at Freddy, he looks so sad, let's go and put a smile on his face. ( put a smile on one's face.)

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Ass Face Lava Monster

A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.

Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.

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Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

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