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A unit of weight equivalent to approximately 6 fully filled hydroflasks or a bull calf at one month of age. About 223 lbs.
John: Damn, that's one big boy over there.
C.P.: Ya, that kid must weigh a full one cruce, and that kid Tman must weigh half a Cruce.
is the verb form of the H1N1 virus. It is used primarily when someone coughs or sneezes on you, and you think they might have swine flu.
Damnit, Mrs. Willowby was "hun-one'ing" all over the back of my neck, in Constitutional Law today. I hope I don't get swine flu.
The act of consuming an item of food in one whole mouthful.
Yo bro, odds you one-bite that apple!
Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.
"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."
A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles
Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.
a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...
"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."
An acknowledgment given to an individual who is either disliked, or typically doesn’t do anything deserving praise. This statement is used solely for the fact that credit must be given where credit is due.
Girl #1: Did you see her wig today? It’s actually so cute.
Girl #2: Yeah, she ate that lil one.