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A disgusting video, I rather not watch it if you enjoy chocolate milk :), so a young guy is hooking up with 3 girls and one of the girl shitted in the hot tub by accident, so never eat before you go in a hot tub and always poop in the bathroom before you go into a hot tub. :)
Homie 1: yo who wants chocolate milk, I got these from walmart
Homie 2: Me!
Homie 3: ...
Homie 2: whats wrong homie 3?
Homie 3: uhh, Hot tub fail - the accident?
Homie 2 and 1: uhh...
Verb: The act of taking a shit into someones pillow case
Noun: Referring to a pillow that has been filled with warm feces.
Jake was being a real bitch, so I gave him a Slumber Party Hot Pocket.
Some fire lube. It's just lit. It adds a bit of spice to masturbation.
"Gonna go use some Frank's Red Hot Sauce in the bedroom. See you in a minute"
Hot men in my area are normally found in mirrors.
Random person: What do you see when you look at the mirror.
Also random person: Hot men in my area ;)
Some bullshit thing that Jake made up
"Well then you just hot doges"
A sentence found in many ads, for example "Hot moms near you. Only 1.3 miles away." These ads are mostly found in illegal websites.
Did you see that ad? It was like "Hot moms near you"
During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.
Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.