White Monster is used by white men to vrilmaxx to the absolute maximum, and it alters their brain to the mission of annihilating {{them}}.
Eichmann: Oh ja Adolf zhis drink ist sehr gut!
Adolf: Ja, zhe amerikans call zhis "White Monster", zhough.
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A flavor of monster energy said to hold tremendous power, but in reality transforms the drinker into a femboy.
Chase: Iโm bouta hit a pr, let me chug that white monster.
Chase (2 minutes later): UwU
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The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."
Wow, you just got White Vanned.
Saying you're too 'drunk' or to 'tired' to go out and then end up having an amazing night.
You did a Jonny white last night
A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)
This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.
"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"