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"Pound my sod" or "sod pounding" is a formal name for the act of male masturbation.
Despite popular belief, this term was not invented by Ryan Sheckler and was taken mainstream but a much more brilliant mind. It gained significant popularity when the Instagram account @sodpoundingbulldog gained over 100 followers.
Did you see Ryan yesterday? I called him and all he said was "I'm pound my sod so good dude" for literally an hour straight.
Another phrase used for excessively having sex with a female partner.
Nino: Did you see Candace last night?
James: Yeah she came over and I pounded the pee hole like no other...
Nino: Word
a very strong and/or menacing entity or issue that is obvious but not dealt with
Abuse suffered in prison is an 800-pound gorilla that is undermining justice.
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A old hateful term for a fat girlfriend or wife that likes to have sex and is good to her man.
Did you see Jethro's girlfriend? You haven't? Well, that's 400 pounds of joy right there, boy!
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A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.
Mike: Hey let me check my vitals on your laptop.
Me: Nah man its just a ten pound calculator
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A huge quaff of hair around a woman's vagina that either has never been shaved, or at least gone without any grooming for a period of at least 7 years.
My lady got off the treadmill, took off her yoga pants, and as I ran my mouth over that seven pound squirrel I thought I might drown.
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The act of rough sex with a woman, usually on the beach.
When Brian was in Hawaii with Jeni all he wanted to do was pound the puka shell!
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