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National stick your tounge down someones throat day.
Im gonna stick my tounge down your throat since its May 10th
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This is the day when your Mom or Dad will have to by you something you have wanted for 3 weeks.
You: Hay Mother, buy me something I want it’s December 10th!
Mom: No that’s disrespectful!!
You: Okay Boomer🤭😬😎👌
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In this day was born very special man, he is very hot, funny, smart and cute and has the biggest heart <3
A: Happy birthday silly <3 its October 10
M: omg i love you!
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oreo: it's October 10th
girl: oh right *send nudes*
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The amount of time it takes Daniel Tosh to blow a load in his boyfriend, Fernando.
Daniel: "It only took me 10 seconds!"
Fernando: "Si, mi vuelta!" (Yes, my turn!)
Daniel: "You better not let me down or I'll go down to the Home Depot and find another hispanic sex slave!"
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When someone keeps wearing the exact same clothes for days or even weeks.
"Didn't Sam wear that shirt last week?"
"Yeah he went Ben 10 for this month"
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