October 20

Crash a car into a fire hydrant. No matter what it has to happen between 1am-5am no later no earlier.

Kyle crashed into a fire hydrant cops comes up and asks what happened Kyle says "Well it's October 20th so I get a free pass."

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Turkish 20

It was suggested that the term Turkish Twenty during a Linux Administration meeting at HostGator Austin TX. that the term had a lewd ring. One admin proceeded to further define the term as two hands, two feet ............ A new urban term was born. One might get drunk and go on a search for a Turkish 20. It's a cheap way to get the touch of 4.

Larry did such a good job at his workstation that at shift end Brent gave him a Turkish 20.

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bill-20

Prefix the word bill (slang refering listener to $100 bill) to a numerical statement to add 100. (see example)

I weigh a bill-20, but homeboy ova there weighs a bill-50.

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December 20

National coming out day!!

the people born on these tend to have a really hard time coming out and they tend to deny their own sexuality.

she was born on "december 20" bro she's gay thi

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November 20

National Jotaro kujo day

girl:omg it’s Jotaro kujo day
boy: yare yare daze yeah it’s November 20th

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July 20

Have sex if you haven’t had it in a while day!

Claire, Are you excited for July 20 hottie?

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4/20

The date that Lima beans are celebrated.

1: hey it's 4/20 you know what that means?
2: yeah it's Lima bean day!

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