Boxed out

The female version of a cock-block. Where someone gets in the way of a girl who is trying to hook up.

i was having a great night till i got boxed out by my fking friend Allison.

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iron box

A girl who will not (for whatever reason) put out.

Person 1: "Damn, I've been dating (Insert name) for three months and I still haven't gotten her into bed."
Person 2: "Ah, she's an iron box."

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take it to the box

when you have a criminal case pending, and instead of making a plea deal with the prosecutor, you take your chances by going all the way to trial.

guy: man they offered me 3 years.
girl: are you going to take it?
guy: naw, imma take it to the box

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meat box

An extremely robust vagina, usually found on females with oversized labia or "laffy taffy".

"Daaaaaamn! Check out the meat box on that honey!"
"Pop that meat box"

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The Orange Box

1.) A collection of 5 video games from Valve corporation released for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and PC. The Games included are as follows: Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2: Episode 1, Half-Life 2: Episode 2, Portal, and Team Fortress 2. Generally thought to be a good, entertaining experience.

2.) A woman with an excessive amount of fake tan.

Guy 1: I got The Orange Box!

Guy 2: For PC?

Guy 1: Nah, man, PS3.

Guy 2: ...I hate you.

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Hot-Boxing

When you sit inside an enclosed place (like a car, a small room, etc.) and smoke up. You will breathe in the smoke in the air, as well as through whatever your smoking out of. Once you get out of the place into fresh air, it hits you real hard and you become really high. Same thing as clam baking.

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Box Month

A Box Month is a month in which the first day of the month begins on a Sunday and the calendar of the month forms a perfect rectangle. The only month in which this can occur is February, since it has 28 days. The occurrence of this event is quite rare. Since a Box month cannot occur on a leap (due to the 29 days), the pattern of re-occurrence follows a 6-11-11...6-11-11 year interval. For example the years in which a Box Month occur are 1981-1987-1998-2009-2015-2026, following the 6 yr, 11 yr, 11 yr pattern.

This rare event is celebrated throughout the month in commemoration of this rarity within the Calendar.

Dude 1: Dude, did you know that it's Box month this month?

Dude 2: Oh really, then let's fuckin party it up, cuz it's BOX MONTH!

Pickup line to Random Girl at Bar: Hey did you know it's Box Month?

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