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dude who can park a car nicely.
that spot was no problem,I'm a professional driver.
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Usually not the brightest people in Wisconsin/Minnesota.
When roads are horrible they think since they have 4 wheel drive the interstate turns into the autobahn.
Usually like to talk about things like being a confederate, farming, and drinking beer.
The last time I drove home from work in a blizzard a pick up truck driver flew by me, apparently 35 mph wasn't good enough for him like it was the rest of us, he was going 85...asshole.
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Somebody who is so bad at driving not just a car but any vehicle with wheels (bike). Who should never have gotten there liscence because monkeys can drive better. Most people get the nickname of being a Gracie.
Oh my gosh she just hit a parked car and totaled her car she is a completly shit ass driver she must be a Gracie.
A Donkey Kong Pile Driver is when you shove a banana up a girls ass fuck her monkey style while beating her head at the point before climaxing flip her over your head slam her through a barrel face first cum on her and beat her back while making monkey noises after wards you take the banana out and began to eat it.
Dude i gave Abby a "Donkey Kong Pile Driver" she could't walk for three days after.
Yeah my wife was kinky last night and wanted a 'Donkey Kong Pile Driver" turns out i parallelized her from the waist down..
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Perform a normal pile driver. Lay a woman on her back and force her legs over her head. The man squats over the woman and forces his erect penis downward into the woman's vagina. The man then thrusts up and down like a jackhammer. In addition, the man takes the spiky head of a pineapple and shoves it up the woman's ass providing a very unpleasant sensation, along with a nice aroma and possible bleeding. If you want to get fancy and perform a "Polynesian pearl piledriver" the man must also dip his balls in honey and shaved coconut adding to the pleasant aroma.
My bitch was in the mood for pineapples, so I gave her a Polynesian pile driver. Nonetheless she never asked for pineapples again.
Sex piledriver pineapple
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Irish Driver's License refers to any kind of driving ban. Traditionally this meant a ban related to a DUI, but has been expanded to mean a driving ban for any reason.
"I mounted the curb and blew a 0.12 so they're giving me an Irish driver's license for 6 months"
"Can someone give me a lift to the party tonight? I Irished up my license in May"
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"out of the way, you Fucked Over Retard Drivers! I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"
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