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Somewhat strenuous exercise usually performed in front of a TV screen whilst a ridiculously enthusiastic , middle aged woman with a pony tail and leg warmers screams ' KNEES UP ...COME ON NOW!'. This self torture is most commonly practiced in the first few optimistic days of the new year , after which most decide that a doughnut, couch and box set of Breaking Bad are more rewarding.
Susan ' Yes , I'm getting in shape before summer. I bought the home workout DVD and everything!'
Wall home (v.)
Stumbling home from the bar so drunk that you continually lean an arm out against a wall for support.
If Erin had a nickel for every time she had to wall home from the bar, she could've paid for a cab.
An undisclosed location. Possibly top secret location.
When your boss says she is going 'to home depot' , it really means she is going to an undisclosed location unbeknownst to her employees.
A place where all dads come to meet and get supplies for fixing that darn hole in the wall.
Tom: I saw your dad yesterday
John: He hasn't been around for years, where is he?
Tom: Home Depot
John: Oh good, we need a new sink
Tom: What happened to it?
John: I took a shet in it
One whom lives on a vegetarian diet at home, but who will devour meat when eating out. Usually to save money, or to avoid meat spoiling, and going in the rubbish.
I've never seen James cook meat at home, but he always loads up on burgers at Mackers. He must be a home vegetarian.
The road home
Instead of using the phrase "walk of shame", you should use "the road home". It leaves out the negative connotations with shame and its more general.
Yooo BB. Guess what I did this morning?
What you do Cyclops?
I took the road home. Ya know. A haha a
Good for you homie.