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matt schaub

a quarterback for the texans that kicks ass, yet he always looks stoned out his mind. so when some one looks like matt schaub, they are high as fuck. his last name can also mean a couple differnt things,

1. a badass.

2. something that looks good.

3. mistaken for shop, in andre nickatina "smoke dope and rap."

randy is such a fuckin matt schaub, he smokes way too much.

1. DAMN!!! look at that shaub.
2. ur car looks fuckin good, have you had it schaubed recently?
3. Ooh I'm high as hell from snorting that girl

Rush Mr. Cee so I could tie me up a curl

Out that shaub hoes do jock

See my Cutty in a rag I will drop top

See the freak on the block I think her name was Kim

Just stole her in the Cutty like Iceberg Slim

I said how you doin, my name is Dre Dog

You give me your number I'll give you a call

She said my hair looked proper as it blew in the wind

But I can't have her number 'cause I fucked her best friend

It's a pity I'm a nigga that just don't care

Except for my dope my money and hair

by luke gava November 6, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matt Damon

The most brilliant actor in the entire history of brilliant actors

07's Sexiest Man Alive

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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them

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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously

She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance

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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes

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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 28, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


matt

a boy who dates a girl who is much to good for him but she loves him. dates mostly girls named lioba.

omg lioba and matt were holding hands

by uraseed September 17, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matt

A fucking bitch who wants to steal your girlfriend but has no chance.

All in all he has a small dick and is a total fucking bitch.

" Matt is a bitch "

by Phantomrage0 March 12, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matt

ily.
A lot.
I keep hope.

Someday, hopefully soon, I will look at this and show you.
And hopefully by that time, you will like me too.

Matt. I can only hope.

by Hope(ful) July 14, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matt

This guy... fucks.

Person #1: You see that guy over there?

Person #2: Ya... Seems to me he..fucks?

Person #1: Oh does he ever!
Person #2: Must be a matt

by MattLuver69 November 16, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


matt damon

matt damon is like the ugliest guy in the world

You look like a horse's ass,you look like Matt Damon.

by Zong March 20, 2005

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