term used to describe any number of vaginal-related ailments and sexually transmitted diseases.
I heard that chick had a wicked case of yuck muff
The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.
1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv
People who take part in the action of muff diving e.g lesbian whores.
Ur a fucking muff divers you fucking whore, now kiss me.
You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!
if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!
buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff
when a person has so much armpit hair it resembles a muff
ewwww that dirty russian kid put a hair scrunchie in his armpit muff
an attractive girl. kind of based on Hilary Duff, although if you're calling Hilary Duff attractive you have to call her Hilary Muff because Muff Duff does not apply to her.
All the muff duffs live in French Canada.