condiment hair

A reference to Hayley Williams' hair,describing the red/orange/yellow coloring of her hair. The red color,introduced in the video for Pressure.Then later a second video appearence in Misery Business. Bumble&Bumble powder was used to get the most vibrancy in the mix of red and orange. While performing on Warped Tour all summer Williams' hair faded to a bleached-looking yellow.
She later began coloring it many combos of orange,yellow,and red,as it constantly needed re-dyed.

person 1:"Did you see Hayley's new condiment hair?"
person 2:"Yes, it looks like ketchup and mustard have had a child!"

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cunt's hair

Small ammount or short distance.

I missed that shot by a cunt's hair.

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Playdoh Hair

You know, it's that thing when guys who are wearing bathing suits with a net need drop a deuce in a body of water. The load strains through the net and looks like someone squeezing Playdoh Hair. It can be brunette, blond, or dirty blond (with corn). Dirty blond is achieved by eating a bowl of nib-lets every morning for breakfast.

Damn I really need to take a Playdoh Hair here on the river. Didn't get to take a beer shit this morning so it looks like I'll Playdoh Hair in the lake. Look at that Dirty Blond Playdoh Hair floating down the greenbelt.

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Hair apparent

son who appears to have inherited his father's male pattern baldness. It is a play on the phrase heir apparent and the irony that the subject's hair is becoming less apparent by the day.

James: "you should see my little bro's receding hair line! He's clearly the hair apparent in our family"

Anthony: "yeah, he really is a chip off the old block"

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hair band

1.Narrow strip of cloth used to restrain or hold back hair follicles.

2. Glam rock band from the eighties that would use an excess amount of hair products to make their hair stand up and out. Examples would be Twisted Sister,and Van Halen. Most hair styles used by hair bands reflected Tina Turner's in the video "What's Love Got To Do With it?"

1. Do you have a hair band? The wind keeps blowing my hair in my face.

2. Hair bands paved the way for not not using shampoo and loading up on deodorant... or the Grunge era. Hail Hair spray! Down with cleanliness!

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bad hair

Donald Trump

Donald Trump has bad hair, looks like cum dried out in the sun, then ironed, then used as toilet paper

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hair metal

another terrible subgenre
can't tell one band from the next
they all sound exactly the same (LIKE SHIT)

The men in hair metal all looked like women.

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