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Food that you need to look up on wikipedia to know what your eating.
hummus. lumpia. udon. balut. These are all Wiki Food.
Yea. I bet you have to Wiki at least one of those.
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a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.
Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.
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A normal sized person who consumes so much food that they become giants. Normally used to describe an obnoxious fat person.
{jeff} Hey Dan did you see that food giant over there he's looks like his head is going to pop!
{Dan} I think he's the guy who sleeps with sheep.
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The feeling you get when you eat too much
Example: at a buffet and u eat 7 big plates after you go to leave and you can barely move "oh gosh I have another food hangover "
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The sound that is produced when opening, rearranging, or consuming a food product that comes in a package or wrapper, such as potato chips or Pop Tarts. This auditory phenomenon is especially prevalent when the consumer is trying to eat the comestibles covertly.
While I was trying to secretly eat my breakfast pastry during my important committee meeting, the wrapper crinkled and everyone looked noticed. Damn you, food sound!
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Gorging on an excess of food after looking at a bunch of food porn.
The new issue of Bon Appetit made me want to food fap everything in sight.
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The petty crimes that cops prefer to enforce rather than the more heinous crimes that plague our society.
1. While responding to a reported rape or murder, the police officer stopped for some pig food and instead issued a parking ticket to a car that was missing its safety inspection sticker.
2. In the time it took the police officer to explain to a driver that he did not quite come to a complete stop at the stop sign, two women were raped and four murders took place; all cops care about anymore is getting that pig food.
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