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When you fly to Africa put on gloves and touch an infected body with ebola. Then you
fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.
After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"
"oh men i gave that girl the African surprise last night"
When 2 predominantly black men spit in each others mouth when in dire need of water.
I’m gonna die let’s give each other an African spitjob.
When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times
Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2
Sleeping sickness, usually spread by the tsetse fly
Oh no!, John has african trypanosomiasis, we have to take him to the hospital!
When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.
Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.
When a long hard turd gets stuck in your toilet and wont flush.
Chad was just in the mine site toilet and left behind an african diver.