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Where during sex you cut open the ballsack of a man (African) and when his testes come out you cut them open too and feed him the liquid
Dude fuck Sara she gave me a African crab and it still hurts
When you fly to Africa put on gloves and touch an infected body with ebola. Then you
fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.
After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"
"oh men i gave that girl the African surprise last night"
When 2 predominantly black men spit in each others mouth when in dire need of water.
I’m gonna die let’s give each other an African spitjob.
When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.
Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.
When a long hard turd gets stuck in your toilet and wont flush.
Chad was just in the mine site toilet and left behind an african diver.
When a white male rubs his whole body on an Africans butthole more specifically the head, then proceeds to put his whole elbow in the anus
“Ay bro! Wanna pull of the ol’ African Shoelace?”
When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times
Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2