A sexual maneuver in which a man inserts his penis into a dead (preferably) fish and procedes to engage in missionary sex (leading with the tail fin) with a female partner.
Jim was arrested soon after giving his girfriend an Alabama Cavefish.
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a term refering to the number 6. the same way that a handfull refers to 5 of something. however in the case of an alabama handfull it means 6. like the amount of fingers on an alabama native's hand
Joe: hey can i borrow some gum
jon: sure man, just grab an alabama handfull
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The action of chopping the penis off of a man, then making a small incision in the urinary tract, removing all contents. Next step is to place weed in the urinary tract, light it, sew it back up, then smoke it up.
"You know how to roll kid?"
"No..."
"We'll just have to use an alabama blunt then."
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When youβre hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like youβre gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.
I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.
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When someone blows their nose by plugging one nostril and allowing the snot from the other nostril to fly out.
Billy Bob didn't have a napkin so he had to blow his nose using an Alabama Handkerchief.
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Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.
Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?
Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!
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When so much cum goes into an asshole the penis splashes it getting it everywhere possibly impregnating a woman.
Dude last the anal last night was sick it was an Alabama Splash.
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