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I am a lesbian bird caw caw caw caw

When your best friend tells you that they are lesbian and then starts screaming caw caw caw caw.

Hazel ( over text) : WHAT DO YOU WANT
Emily: I AM A LESBIAN BIRD CAW CAW CAW CAW

by thelesbionbirdforlifeperson January 14, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph

A fancy way of saying who is joe

Guy 1: i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph
Guy 2: Joseph Mother

by yupit'shim March 25, 2021

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!

When you ask your neighbor for some sugar, and really you just want them to come over to have some sticky sweaty sex, or make some sweet, sugary love.

"Hey there... I have a huge favor to ask..."
"Sure, what do you need?"
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!
"I'll be right over with some C&H!"

by JeenaMarz August 8, 2017

16๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


I am yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet.

A timeless line

"I am yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet."
-Heavy

by Mr.FurnaceFace December 3, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 19, 2010

57๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself.

Ah, are you that dumb not to understand this? THEY'RE NOT BUYING YOU ROBUX

No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself. Beggars these days have no brains.

by hi caca January 20, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


I am a 22 year old female from Russia

I am a 45 year old man from Bangladesh.

Hello internet user. I am a 22 year old female from Russia and I have fallen to love with your profile. Please send money.

by x_404_err0r_x January 27, 2021

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