The condition when there is an extreme amount of hair in and around the anus.
I was total 69ing Jen when I took notice to her anal pubititis
Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.
Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?
You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!
the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets
"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."
The light emitted from igniting one’s flatulance, the spectacle display of which is said to reflate the nature one’s true personality.
Tim’s blue green anal aura burned the bed sheets and almost caught the whole cabin on fire. His girlfriend noted that the colors reflect his over sexed jealous nature...
One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.
An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.
A fart so vile, so disgusting, it can be considered a biological weapon.
Tom released anal anthrax on the bus causing the bus driver to evacuate and quarantine the bus.
When you're having anal sex and they shove it in you a bit too hard and for a split second it's so painful it gives you an "anal jag".
"Mike fucked my ass last night but it was so painful...at one point he gave me an anal jag!"