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The best way to get any job you want. just walk in and say: HEY ARE YALL HIRING ANY BOSSES?
New ex boss: Hi, how may i help you today sir/mamm(?)
BOSS: YOU HIRING ANY BOSSES?
A magical phrase that makes things get worse.
Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
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What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.
Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.
Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see
How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
A phrase said to any person that gets no box, lack of Pussy , most of my friends have No Shot to see meat curtains.
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An Ani and Brayden are a power couple working together to fight “crime” the Ani likes Brayden because he is a cute boy and he has a great personality when Brayden is doing something cute the Ani will blush and become awkward, the Brayden doesn’t know how much the Ani cares for him :)
Ani and Brayden are a great team!