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August 4th

national embarrass any friends you have

hey, today’s nation embarrass your friends day, august 4th!

by tteokbokki_lover August 4, 2020

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August 3rd

People born on this day have massive cocks, their dick energy is off the charts.

Shante has a massive cock, she must have been born on august 3rd.

by redbulldaddy January 11, 2022

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August 14

People born on August 14 are the baddest bitches EVER! They are amazing and BEAUTIFUL! If you ever have an August 14th in your life KEEP THEM THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!

Boy:Oh my God... WHO IS SHEEE, she is BEAUTIFUL

Other Boy:Oh her?, that's y/n

Boy:Damn she must have been born on August 14th
Other Boy:Oh yeah she is!

Boy:I'm gonna go talk to her
Other Boy:Ok but if you get her, keep her SHES AMAZING!!!

by sexybirthday;) February 14, 2021

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august 23

a bad bitches birthday

"im a bad bitch" "oh, ur born on august 23rd?"

by November 19, 2021

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1 august

The day when a princess was born, the baddest bitch eva <3

my girl’s bday is on 1 august, she my princess

by badgalbang July 30, 2021

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12 August

National mehmeh day

Its 12 August
Guy: Happy National mehmeh day
Girl: Thanks

by wobx October 5, 2021

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august 13th

Long ago a stupid a bitch name An..... was born on this day some say she still wonders around this world and I can confirm that because I am her and that is the day I was born

AuGuSt 13Th boi’s LETS GOOOOOO πŸ§’πŸ—ΏπŸ€•πŸ‘Ή

Friend1: aye you know dat bitch we hangout with named An...
Friend2: yeah I know dat bitch y you ask

Friend1: it’s her birthday on August 13th so like tomorrow

Friend2: fuckin legendary I’ll get her an apple for her birthday

Friend1: noice

by August 13th July 24, 2019

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