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Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.
I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.
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When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.
A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"
Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"
Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."
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Also called "Vyond Prank videos", it's a very controversial type of video in which a person uploads a video (in most locations involve around prank openings with the usage of film/show's cover as a thumbnail). However, it misleads a title and instead shows a edited clip of a clip from another copyrighted franchise, or a repeat of another user's video, and the description only shows saying that viewers have been trolled by this.
This controversial trend have been circulating around YouTube between early-mid 2015, and are still occasionally being uploaded to this very day.
"Prank VHS and DVD openings are one of the worst types of videos i have ever seen on entire YouTube website." - Orange Book
1. To establish physical dominance over another by beating them into submission and/or unconsciousness.
2. In sports: To go into another team's home stadium, beat their asses, and send their pretty boy quarterback home cryin' to his mama.
Damn! Philly just opened a can of whup ass on Green Bay on Monday Night Football!
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I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty
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1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside
1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one
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the line comes from Heathers : The Musical's "Meant To Be Yours". Originally sung by Ryan McCartan. This exact line blew up on TikTok with the West End Cast version, featuring Jamie Muscato.
if you're wondering why veronica won't open the door it's cause she's fucking dead
VERONICA, OPEN THE THE OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE VERONICA, OPEN THE DOOR
veronica, open the door please for submission