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Your girlfriend doesn't let you go to strip clubs
Eric S. is a whipped boyfriend
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his name is frank and he loves getting bumed by everything
oooooo shelley u have such a small willy
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He's Always Broke. He has a million excuses about why he is constantly broke. He needs to study, although he's been in school for 6 years, the economy is bad, his former boss was a jerk, he's waiting for his check to come in, etc. What he doesn't have, however, are any plans to turn his financial situation around.
He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.
He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.
He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
Hey, girl. Why don't you dump that moocher boyfriend and get a real man who pays his own way?
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A boyfriend who lies, is sneaky, hides things or just takes part in shady boyfriend things. ex- getting drunk or going out without your girlfriend
Ryan got drunk and hit on every girl there, but he's a shady boyfriend so he won't tell Kayla.
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A male partner in a non-publicized, non-marital romantic relationship with either a woman or a man. "NBF" for short.
1. Damn, Nikki! Not another NBF, hooka! That poor bastard...
2. He's called my "non boyfriend" because I just use him for sex. I'll tire of him faster than Omar tires of his ho's. Ha! Ha! Ha! Just kidding...
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