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Bagel

God.

I worshipped the bagel.

by The all seeing hat February 14, 2022


Bagel

Penis, cock, wiener, johnson,

Eat a bagel

by Yourstrulyfromtheheart May 21, 2020


Bagel

An obese females "vagina" or "pee-pee parts".

Spacie always be locked in the bathroom scrubbin her bagel in between guys.

by Laughing at God February 15, 2021


fuckin bagel

sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.


Tom-Dude were have you been?

Joe-I was fuckin bagels.

Tom-Fuckin B.

Joe-Why?

Tom-It has more holes.

by sex on the stove March 13, 2009


Bagelled

Losing a game without scoring a single point

"Remember when Jon's team got bagelled at sectionals?"

by Saucy33 April 21, 2018


burning bagel

When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes

Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.

by YoinkersItsMine August 8, 2019


Bagel Sect

A place of gambling, addiction and ridicule. You'll hate it and love it at the same time. Once there you'll get tainted but accept it.

"Dude, I just visited the Bagel Sect and..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by Snoopish December 5, 2016