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Bageled

When a man's penis is too large, so you put a bagel around the base to prevent him from going too deep.

Girl, my new bf is too big, it hurt touch so I bageled him and that fixed it.

by Donald J. Drumpf August 28, 2021


Bageled

To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.

Tommy: where yall been?

Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!

by benjaminblanco September 15, 2021


NO Bagel

Tj

No bagel no bagel

by Person.0. November 23, 2018


toasted bagel

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .

He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.

by eggos January 7, 2015


Bageling

The act of smearing cream cheese around any hole on your or anyone’s body

Apparently Eric likes bageling

by DestDM January 10, 2021


Bageling

The act of of massaging a woman's areola with ones tounge where the actual nip is like an inverted bagel hole.

Last night Jake was bageling the shit out of marselina as a kind act of foreplay.

by Dobb_sss February 2, 2016


Bageling

When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)

Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"

by Huds23 January 27, 2016