A person that goes to tanning salons 24/7 and looks like a paper bag: brown and wrinkley.
"I see Mrs. Smith went fake-n-baking again."
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basically, to wake up and immediately blaze (smoke marijuana)
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To smoke weed as soon as you wake up.
If you wanna crash here you can. In the morning we'll do a wake n' bake.
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1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.
1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!
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A sexual act where two men rub their penises together until one of them ejaculates. The said ejaculator is then called a fag.
If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.
This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.
Guy 1: Hey dude, Yorktown shake and bake you for the last beer.
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)
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Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.
Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.
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A random meme that stems from βgrossest things found in foodβ by They Will Kill You on YouTube.
Number 19; Mouse in baked beans.
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