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A beautiful ass mf, best woman to ever exist she needa be locked up in a secret compartment With me so aint nobody can look at her fine ass but me
A humanoid looking specimen, often found next to punching bags bearing the shit out them with pictures of her ex’s on them, she often cops adidas trainers used to flex on her friends before eventually being told to shut up and kill herself, Bella’s are hostile and will lash out if provoked, this is not to difficult since she has more testosterone then a 7ft tall gorilla jacked on steroids, and is not the sharpest spanned in the shed, but Bella’s are harmless really as her rather usually dead trim covers her eyes due to this Bella’s are blind, due to this Bella’s have adapted to survive to our modern age by having a really good sense of hearing and smell. They like to mate by finding there victim and latching onto there back in some sort of crude attempt at a mating ritual, but there is an easy fix to this, simply spin around and yell James 7 times and the Bella shall scurry of to her gym. She also has this magical abilty to turn anything gay that she has had contact with, but fear not there is a simple solution, avoid her, you can often tell she’s coming due to a distinct smell of loneliness and depression heading your way, she gets this scent by not showering her entire life. If you are unlucky enough to give both to a Bella, solution include flushing it or hitting it with a blunt object, or racing it and beating it into submission to follow your every command.
“Bella has a dead trim ha, it’s funny”
Shes pretty, kind and cute. But.. got rejected for thousand times. Mana mana ranchakk berdousah.
Bella such a nice person but always got rejected. Pity her.
Bella is absolutely an amazing friend. She speaks her mind and doesn't give a fuck about what people say about her. She is beautiful and an amazing singer. She's a bit boy crazy and she loves to hang out with friends. She is so funny and will make you laugh whenever. She can be a little weird sometimes, but she doesn't care.
you: that girl Bella is a bit weird!
me: nah she da real shit
Bella is a girl that has hella guys on her. Everyone says she has a big booty but she thinks other wise. People claim she is like Kim Kardashian but her butt is all real. She’s not rich but she’s super spoiled. She is a girl who once you get to know her she is really nice and funny. Never eats at home is always at massey’s, roosters, panda, or chipotle.
Did you see those blue leggings Bella was wearing at Fb friday night. Crazy 😩
she is the crackhead that sits in the back of the class snorting up cocaine, if she likes you then u might as well move to a different continent because she will stalk you. She thinks she is edgy because she owns nice shoes which her mum got her. find her @bellaalicemorley on insta.
"watch out for bella, shes a nonce"
"bitch crazy"