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puttin ur middle finger up at sum1
"Dont go flippin the bird at me!"
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A bird that usually tends to fly in a flock of twelve.
Usually, Late Birds enjoy going bowling, dancing to Wii dance, escaping on beach trips, and playing telephone pictionary.
God only knows...really, only Him... what else the Late Birds will think of taking up next as a lifestyle.
One thing that is for CERTAIN. Late Birds look out for each other, and if one Late Bird needs another, the whole flock will fly to their same-feathered friend.
Take heed: Late Birds mean business and love all others at the same time.
The Late Bird flew to school, and all the while was thinking about its fellow feathered kin. However, they knew that later that night, during their Late Bird weekly meeting, that the longing of wanting to be in the presence of other Late Birds would be fulfilled and they all (together) would have a grand time and do what Late Birds do best... be awesome. :
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When a girl with fake long nails gives you a handjob , scratching the dick in the process.
So how did that go Bro ?
Not well she gave me a Bird grip handjob.
The cool act of keeping an eye on the police. Especially if you have heady trees in your shoe!
Kyle: Hey man why lookin' 'round, acting paranoid
Trevor: Oh it's coo,l im just Checkin' The Bird
Grasshopper: Master why do they call it checking the bird
Guru: Because young one, to them we are the word and they are the swallows waiting to strike.
Grasshopper: Right on
This is a shout out to all the young eagles, hawks, falcons and vultures, (birds of prey) who are afraid of heights. And find themselves praying for the courage to push their little taloned feet off the tree and into the pretty blue sky.
You can do it!
I want to live up to my bird of prey potential, but right now I'm just a bird of pray.
-Baldy Mcflapflap
A female/male that had been emotional hurt and post sad statuses and/or relationship hate post on social media.
Catherine: Hey my boyfriend and I are going out later.
Beatrice: Men are such trash,Man is shit
Catharine:Damn Beatrice you're such a hurt bird