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Can refer to any piece of machinery or other tangible thing that is damaged beyond reasonable repair or use.
"My car's so bitched that the rear springs came right through the floor!"
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Nerd 1: My computer took a surge in last night's storm.
Nerd 2: Haven't you fixed it?
Nerd 1: No, it's completely bitched.
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n: Bitch (bich): Source: (The Maddox-tionary)
1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.
4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.
8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
1.) "Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."
2.) Hey Bubba, looks like we got a new bitch in town
3.) Jimmy couldn't fuck with anybody in Street Fighter, what a bitch.
4.) What are you doing tonight? "Being the corporate bitch"
5.) I'm glad I'm not the bitch today, unlike that poor guy over there
6.) "Aw shit this is a long ass line." "Shoulda got here faster, you stupid bitch"
7.) "I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!" "Wow, fine, quit being a bitch"
8.) Look at that chick over there with the "2 hot 4 u" shirt. "Yeah she's a bitch.."
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A term of endearment. If you are girl your friends can be your Bitches. If you are a guy your girlfriend can be yo bitch!
Hey look here come my bitches!
Hey lads any of ye seen my bitch?!
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A term used to refer to any woman who is ambitious, driven, or argues to defend what she believes in. Usually used by men who are so insecure in their masculinity, that they feel the need to belittle women who they find intimidating or threatening. Bitches threaten to disabuse chauvinistic men of their notions that women should be submissive and unambitious.
Of course, there are many men who understand this and are secure enough not to feel intimidated by the 'bitches' of the world. Kudos to them; they're the ones who are going to get said 'bitches' in bed. And trust me. 'Bitches' do it better.
Also see slut.
Derek: Hillary Clinton is such a raging bitch
Celia: You're only saying that because you see her as a threat to you 'masculinity' *cough* tiny penis *cough*
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A term used to describe a man's beer belly.
"Dude, you better stop drinking all that beer - your bitch is getting huge.
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Technically a female dog.
In most social contexts, bitch refers either simply to a woman, a particularly nasty/unpleasant woman, or a weak and feminine male.
That bitch is crazy!
You my bitch
Etc
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beautiful
individual
that
causes
horniness
Thats a bitch if i've ever seen one.
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