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When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes
“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket”
When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...
I'm going to go home and watch netfix and lay under my pizza blanket.
A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.
"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"
When outsiders from a group unknowingly bring poorly misrepresented and antithetical ideas into an existing group that ultimately spread and help create subversion.
Nazbols are anathema to the right and are ultimately plague blankets.
the accumulation of dust in your dickhole
guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then
When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off
Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny
People in a relationship that show excessive public displays of affection. The name of the term refers to people that would commit sexual acts in public, that would be considered public indecency, if they weren't under a blanket.
"Did you see those band kids making out in the hallway?"
"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"