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1. Any person who performs fellatio with wild abandon.
2. Derogatory title used to demean the intended target.
Man, I tell you Sheila is quite the bone-chugger
That fricken Larry guy is a damn bone-chugger. Let's ditch him.
Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .
Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .
To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone
DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?
Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.
DJ: Oh boy...
Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!
DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!
That V shaped muscle above a man's junk that is very defined on a fit guy that points to his doodle.
Hey T what do you think of that hot guys doodle bones? Y thinks it is really sexy!!!
The act of getting extremely drunk.
I was so slam boned last night I puked in the bar.