The act of passionate, energized, and quite frankly furious sex. A lot like Crazy Monkey Sex
Person 1: Are Willie and Susie finally hooking up yet?
Person 2: Yessir. They're not holding back either, engaging in furious boning.
Person 1: Furious boning?
Person 2: Yes, furious boning. Willie is plowing susie like a wheat field, and is showing her what it means to be a woman through extreme eroticism.
Person 1: How about that
Also see Furious Mastrabation
Some headless guy that is under-rated from BBC Ghosts. Played by Laurence Rickard.
A Tudor Era ghost who had a wife involved with the French Revolution, or some shady drug dealing.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Humphrey Bone is my favourite character in BBC Ghosts.
Person 2: Who was that again?
Person 1: You've got to be kidding me Dave. Seriously?
Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .
Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .
1. Any person who performs fellatio with wild abandon.
2. Derogatory title used to demean the intended target.
Man, I tell you Sheila is quite the bone-chugger
That fricken Larry guy is a damn bone-chugger. Let's ditch him.
To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone
DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?
Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.
DJ: Oh boy...
Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!
DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!