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A condition where person who passes you in the street or wherever intentionally turns their head so they don't have to look at you resulting in their neck being stuck in a random direction, all to avoid those below them
The lady who walked passed us must have broken neck syndrome just to avoid making eye contact with minority
When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.
PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.
When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.
Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.
when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again
jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her
The person is talking to someone but is still single if they are bent. Broken means they are in a relationship
"I'm bent not broken because I'm not in a relationship yet, we are just seeing each other right now."
In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.
"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."
WARNING! If you ever see your Broken Computer you may have these side effects:
Heart Attack
Traumatization