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Anhydrous based Methamphetamine
Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy
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the most delicious candy in the world. Only made in Buffalo N.Y. and a well kept secret. It a chocolate covered taffy cinder block. you're only allowed to eat it by sucking off the chocolate and then letting the air taffy thing melt in your mouth.
doctor: oh no! a sponge candy overload
Mother: damn you sponge candy, damn youuuuuuu
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adj.
1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shit but by the end of the night she IS a "joke."
2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. A female who is way overrated.
-"That broad is such a candy joke. Her body is a 10 but her bedroom skills are a 0."
-"I wouldn't waste a rubber on that candy joke."
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smoking marijuana, weed, ganja.
boyfriend: heyy what are you doing?
girlfriend: eating candy.
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1.) Small hand-held videogames, like those produced by tiger electronics. Use in the context that the game keeps your fingers busy
Don't dis the gameboy man, its good thumb candy!
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A relationship based on only sexual needs with no emotional connection.
A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.
"Hey baby want to come over and be my lap candy? I'll lick you all night long."
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"
"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"
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A tasty tease who is so full of nonsense energy she sparks. Wouldn't mind finding this piece of candy in my bag of tricks.
"Trick-or-treat, Candy Sparks is the perfect combo of both."
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