Carrot

a carrot is a carrot, I don't know nothing bout a carrot

carrot? uhhh.. i think its uhh... i think its uhhhh... i think its a carrot. uhh.. i dont know about carrots. i dont know about that.

Carrot

A ginger lad called alex

- I saw Alex today

-proper carrot

Carrot

An Oreo biscuit

Mum can I have a Carrot

carrot

A thing that goes up your bum

Dude 1. Hey johnny have you seen my carrot

Dude 2. umm no

carrot

haha pee

i fucked a carrot

Carrot

Carrot is the nickname for someone who’s very artistically talented and funny. And may or may not be a vampire.

That person seems to be a real carrot!

carrot

My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.

Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!

....what the f-

I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND