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Redneck First Class

When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.

The middle seat was unoccupied on my recent flight home so I got to sit in Redneck First Class

by fetmeister February 12, 2009

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Blow Off Class

A class in which a student takes, knowning that they won't have to do any work and still pass with a good grade; basically an easy period that demands little work

Person A: "Dude, you have to take biology with me next year!"

Person B: "Nah, I'd rather take creative writing. It's a blow off class, and I need the free time."

by The Hyperactive One January 20, 2009

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multiple choice class

an english class for people who are incapable of splling, grammerizing, and conjugt'n. grades rely heavily on luck of the draw and are distributed as the following: a) A b)B c)C d)D e) all of the above

The girl's indecisiveness misled her parents to believe she was an all above student, when in reality she had an A, B, C, and D grade. When applying math to the grading system however, aeries interface concluded she did in fact have a C+/B-.
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"mah gurl shawny told me the answers to the test in dey multiple choice class the otha day. it was ah-buh-duh-cuh-buh-ah-ah-duh-cuh-buh-ee"

by Jewanda December 18, 2008


Downward Class Migration

A broadly-impacting and relatively permanent economic transition for an entire nation whereby the majority of people found across all socio-economic classes of that nation each get moved downward from their current socio-economic status to a lower class level. For example:

-- Members of the Upper-Middle Class get moved down to the Middle-Middle Class.

-- Members of the Middle-Middle Class get moved down to the Lower-Middle Class.

-- Members of the Lower-Middle Class get moved down to the Lower Class.

-- Members of the Lower Class get moved down into Poverty Status.

The phrase was first used by American social commentator and prepper guru Jack Spirko in his daily podcast “The Survival Podcast” in October of 2008.

"As the American dollar weakens and the economies of China and India strengthen, millions of Americans of all socio-economic status will experience downward class migration and get moved down by at least one whole class level."

by Edwin Drake January 18, 2012


class-5 clinger

a person who has obtained the highest level of cling; one who clings at all costs.

The bitch we met at that party is a class-5 clinger and will not leave me alone.

by Danworth Norris July 4, 2006

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Kindergarten Art Class

The man first shaves his pubic hair and saves the hair in a cup or some other container. After having sex, the man ejaculates on his partner and sprinkles his stored pubic hairs over the fresh cum causing it to stick. Much like glitter sprinkled over glue.

I gave my girlfriend a Kindergarten Art Class last night. She woke up this morning with my iniyials stuck to her belly.

by D Snutz December 4, 2013

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The Quiet Kid In Class

The kid in class who doesn’t say a word and then suddenly has some sort of an amazing talent that you probably didnt expect.

Rick: dude, have you seen Gertrude? Like, she’s The Quiet Kid In Class, like, she hasn’t said ANYTHING this first week of year 7. But, like, have u seen her art? It’s incredible!
Astley: yeah dude! She didn't even talk to me and I’m a big nerd and simp!

by chickenchowmein2007 August 5, 2021