Cock Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock

Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.

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nagasaki alarm clock

Its waking your partner up by spraying diarrhea directly onto their face.

She shit on my dick during sex, so I gave her a Nagasaki alarm clock!

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ten-o-clock

pay money in full

i promise imma give you the money ten-o-clock

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pants 'o clock

the period that encompasses all times other than "no pants 'o clock" ( 5:45 to 6:45 am or pm) where pants and undergarments are intended to be worn by participants.

oh man, no pants 'o clock ended 24 minutes ago, i gotta go get some pants

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Strawberry Alarm Clock

When your girls alarm clock goes off way to early, so you punch her in the nose and then make it up to her by jizzing on her face.

It was 4:30am and my girlfriends alarm clock was going off non stop so I gave her a strawberry alarm clock, that woke her up.

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Bosnian alarm clock

When two guys are having gay phone sex through masturbation and they discipline their wanks so they can come at exactly the same time

Tom Cruise is definitely not gay, so he would not be a fan of Bosnian alarm clocks

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Hill Valley Clock Tower

During the act of "doggy style" you increase your thrust speed (to simulate getting up to 88 mph) and right before you climax you scream "1.21 Giggawatts" and promptly discharge a taser to your buttocks, thus transferring the electrical current to your partner, sending them back to the future.

"I gave her the Hill Valley Clock Tower, since then she can't think fourth dimensionally."
"Great Scott!"
"I know, this is heavy!"