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When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.
“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”
when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.
"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"
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1. The monkey that lives in your closet, but not.
2. That kid from WtW who is way too obsessive over Family Guy.
3. Throws Junpei porn at people.
4. Boy who says, "PENIS!" a lot.
"That Evil Closet Munki is a freak!"
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1. The best place for a 15 year old boy to hook up with a infinitely more intelligent 14 year old artsy-girl.
2. The place were ledgends are born.
3. The best place to christen a new high school.
4. The place where my best friend hooked up with a girl that I didn't like.
I'm so dissapointed in you, I couldn't believe you would sink so low as to hook up with dumb boy in the Art Room Closet.
At North, the best place to hook up is the Art Room Closet.
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One who is a fan of The Eagles, and brings all topics back to them, but refuses to admit it.
My friend went to Amoeba yesterday, and met a closeted Eagles fan.
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To lick one’s anus in a sexual manner.
I’m gonna make her clean my closet tonight.
He cleaned my closet in a Taco Bell parking lot.
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one who is a caffene addict
one whos love for the music of the 80's knows no bounds
sexy bitch.
"look at that ass! That one is a closet freak girl"
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