Code Red

1. Red-colored Mountain Dew product.

2. One of the earlier computer viruses that propagated both by email and over network connections.

Both of these came out shortly before 9/11 and the Anthrax scare, causing no end of confusion among duh-weebs and n00bs.

Normal, but technologically unprepared person: I was just sitting there drinking my Code Red (1) when Code Red (2) DLed and started spamming everybody in my address book.

Duh-weeb: I understand you got a Code Red infection, but did you spill it on the keyboard or the hard drive?

N00b: It's just scandalous that none of the doctors knew what I was talking about when I asked for inoculation against Code Red!

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Bro code

The code in which guys follow to do things without being considered gay or being a douche to a fellow bro. The following are the rules of the bro code:
1: The rule where your not allowed to stand next to a stranger at the urinals
2: The rule that states you can't steal another bro's girl
3: Allways be honest to your bro's about serious questions or topics: clothes, girls, etc.
4: Never text more than a paragraph to your bro's, unless you went through an emotional traumatic event
5: Helping out a bro isn't gay, as long as there is no contact of balls, or dick to anus
6: Never spill your bro's secrets, because your secrets are what seal your bro code
7: share your sexual findings with your bro's, including porn, types and styles of stimulation
8: acceptable bro contact includes: handjob, blowjob, double handy.

9: not acceptable bro contact includes:

Anal sex, kissing, nipple pleasure
10: rule 8 counts as 'helping out' and is usually required to happen to be official bro's. Rule 9 counts as the line when it goes from 'helping out' to being gay
11: never have sex with a bro's sister or mother, EVER
12: follow the bro code with unwavering devotion

" the bro code is what we abide by as friends "

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code 2

Black person, nigger, porch monkey, back in the day when there was "seperate but equal," black people would go to the DMV and try to get their license...they would take the test but the people grading it couldn't tell if they were black or white...so the registrar at the DMV would secretly put CODE 2 on their test so the graders would know that they were black and then subsequently fail them.

Hey, get those CODE 2's out of my bar.

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code 7

A term for meaning if there is any Fine ass girls at where you are employed. Co-workers or people just walking thru.

you: "Hey, you see any code 7's yet"

Co-Worker: "Not yet just a bunch uh fat ass hoes"

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code blue

An inconspicuous way of telling your friends that you see an attractive girl.

Dude, Code Blue 12-o'clock!

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Bro code

An unofficial set of laws governing how the people of the world should treat one another.

Some people here are making up laws of brocode, but really there are no official laws. There is no correct way to spell bro-code. It's meant to be used as a term to describe common decency among bros.

Bro code: help a brother out

Always follow the brocode

Come on, do me a favor, remember brocode.

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code 55

a secretive way of saying "that's what she said" after a particularly apropot statement is uttered by one of your friends, without your female friends, also present, don't get pissed at your male chauvanism

(Friend remarking about your car's backseat) Why is it so small?
(You) Code 55

(Friend you're waiting for) I'm coming!
(You) Code 55

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