cooking bacon

when cooking bacon on the stove being careful is a must so that the pig doesnt burn you... so driving around or more so in the same direction as a cop you have to be careful not to get burn by him/her

friend: r u ok

me: no im cooking bacon
friend: really wheres the cop
me:a couple cars back

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let him cook

When you allow a friend to rizz up someone

Benji: Yo there's sihle
Paris :boy, its ur time to shine

*Benji walks to Sihle*
Paris: yoooo, let him cook

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cooking on gas

when a friend is wrong, but won't admit it.

"I did see a ghost Ben!"
No abi, you're just cooking on gas

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Cockblocked by Tim Cook

Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.

Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....

Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.

Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.

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Cooking the Beef Cheeks

The act of extinguishing a cigarette or cigar on one of the rear cheeks of one's partner during anal sex.

Honey can you pick up a pack of cigarettes at the store? I'm looking forward to cooking the beef cheeks tonight.

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Compton Cook out

A massive gathering of incredibly retarded, privileged and racist white kids for the purpose of mocking those less fortunate then themselves.

1st Non retarded Citizen:
Hey, man. Did ya hear about that Compton Cook out at the USCD

2nd Non Retarded Citizen:
Yeah, What a bunch of retards!

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dj cook fan

A kid (squeaker) or teen who likes fortnite or roblox.

Imagine being a dj cook fan

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