Theoretically cute

When a chick looks good from far away or at a glance, but then the sad reality becomes clear that they are as ugly as the north-bound end of a south-bound horse when approached or when a better view is available. Also, cute in theory

Example 1
Dude: Bro, did you get a good look at that hottie that just passed us? I missed her.

Bro: Yeah dude, don't worry about it, shes only theoretically cute, nothin to worry about.

Example 2
Bro: Holy crap dude, you didn't tell me you had a sexy-ass neighbour!

Dude: Yeah cus she's just cute in theory

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disgustingly cute

To be cute in a super ridiculous level

"Amanda is disgustingly cute when she smiles."

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feeling cute

a term used when experiencing the high of MDMA, molly, or (specifically) extacy

Person 1:*sitting/laying curled up and smiling during the peak of the high*
Person 2: "Are you okay?"
Person 1: "idk, i'm feeling cute"

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Campy-cute

When a girl/woman is camping and she is not wearing any or little make-up, without a shower for a couple of days, sporting pig tails, a hat, along with other camping attire but still pulling off the cute card...she is campy-cute. Campy-cute girls are low maintenance, and look glamorous in nature.

Girl #1 : I'm looking a little rough (after checking herself out in the vanity mirror in the car).

Girl #2 : Ummmm no, you look all campy-cute with your pony tails and smelling like the camp fire.

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Cute Frank

Plays guitar, is alright looking, rarely hot, but ussualy cute. 3/5 Stars,
Popular but not athletic,
Crazy Girls attract to him Like a Friggin' magnent.
Finds Bands like Nirvana And the Beatles Touching.

Cute Frank Is so Hott!

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real cute

When she thinks you’re very attractive

“Awww Shes real cute”

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Cute Hag

Typically used by pedophiles to call a pubescent female pretty

Person 1: Hanekawa is such a cute hag!

Person 2: Indeed she is

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