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Beckham Depression

The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.

A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.

A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.

by xAJBx June 22, 2010

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birthday depression

As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.

Bob is going to be 50, man, he is going through serious birthday depression.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

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Football Depression

The depression that occurs during a day before football practice or other related activity.

person 1:John was always quiet and remorseful during his last few classes..
person 2: Football Depression.

by Crunkle July 2, 2008

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booty depression

a female who has a sunken in ass

Damn man Shalita got some big titties, to bad she got booty depression

by maine May 25, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


anxiety and depression

The worst fucking bitch you will ever know

Head: you dumb ass bitch you ugly you have anxiety and depression

Person: I know :(

by NANA_bitches January 2, 2021

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depress-express

a gravely solemn roommate who's academic choices have caused them to be the sole suckling parasite who destroys any joy and or happiness that may be present in the apartment at any given time. This person also the bears the burden of never getting laid due to his/her lack of social skills.

Well here Ryan goes again, riding the depress-express, ALL ABOARD!!!

by boryan February 10, 2009

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Depressed Dog

A canine (four legged domesic mammal that can lick his own balls lucky...) that is mentally and phisacally in a state of sadness.

Damn thats 1 depressed dog bitch


The Depressed dog smoked a joint

by Pimp_guy666 June 4, 2004

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