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A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.
John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."
Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."
Dis Jakey: Bass music DJs from southend on sea, UK
Dis Jakey is the bassy birth-child concieved by Gabriel de Souza And JOhn The Baptist.
Dis Jakey started after the two performed a Back to Back set at the sunrooms (southend) for a friends alternative night. When they realised that nobody was really feeling the indie/rock music before them, they mixed things up a bit by dropping a 2 hour bass heavy house and dubstep set. The reaction from the crowd instantly gave them the idea to start up a live project, thus, 'Dis Jakey' was born.
Dis Jakey combine the use of visual lighting with music to create an amazing live show, the use of midi contollers can allow live remixing and sampling.
aww man, was gurning off my tits last night when 'Dis Jakey' were playing!
heard that mash-up by 'Dis Jakey'?
A special italian ointment with unique erotic properties, to be applied from the tip of the nose to the anus with a difficult-to-execute rotating motion involving both hands.
Hi fellow coworker! It’s 9:10 AM, time for your daily sex session. Please, take off your pants and let me apply my Olio di Cocco Sardo on your private parts.
Like a butt dial but for men that carry their phone in their front pocket.
Oops, sorry that was a ding dong dial
Is this what the world has come to?
Is this our legacy?
Will you remember me?
Or will I too fall into oblivion?
I suppose only time will tell,
and
even then
all I am
is a name on a screen.
Nothing more.
Nothing less.
“This is how everything dies.”