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When you are blessed by the grace of the universe with intercourse from a women who appears to be out of everyone’s league. Sex with her is so angelic that all you see around her is white light. Sex that’s not dirty at all. Making love to an angel on earth. Sex so good that you wake up to birds chirping outside your window & you realize that you have found god & that she is a woman.
“I want to say that she is a dirty Angelica but using the word dirty to describe her feels like a sin...”
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"Everyone can see your dirty pillows", "They're called breasts mama"
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Sexual: When you put your thumbs in a girls ass during doggie style, pull them out and give her football stripes under her eyes.
How ya like me now beeyyee itch? That was a dirty shane fo ya
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When someone gets blood on their fingers and wipes a mustache on someone's upper lip.
Brittany did not tell me she was on her period before I finger banged her, so I gave that bitch a Dirty McGee.
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To dirty paint is to have a blank canvas i.e a very pale wench.
(Dirty painting is to try to make an improvement to an abomination of a woman which cant look any worse)
This act of dirty painting is when a fugly white girl is stripped down and have faecal matter from the artist rubbed all over the canvas. The artist may or may not choose to use a variation of bodily fluids for different colours. As in phlegm used for a green or a pale yellow, ear wax for orange, or spooge used for a white or a slimy texture. The dirty painting is only complete when the surface area of the wench is covered in exotic bodily fluids.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Wendy?
Guy 2: That disgustingly overweight blob that constantly smells like sweaty flab flaps?
Guy 1: Yeah! i heard some sick artist pinned her down and made her a dirty painting!?!?!?!
Guy 2: hope he made an improvement
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When you go to take a shit and all that comes out is a fart that makes your cheeks wet. Toilet is clear, but the TP is as brown as a bear. Not to be confused with a shart which does in fact provide some goods.
Note: If your bear is white - you are wiping the wrong hole.
Just sat down for a shit but it was only a Dirty fart.
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Cute and cuddly as a dove, but down and dirty like a city pigeon!
"That girl might be shy in public, but she's a Dirty Dove in the sack!"
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