bitches don't know

what you say to your friend when they're complaining about females and/or relationships.

Bob: Dude this chick led me on for 5 hours in my own damn bed. She gets a text from her boyfriend and leaves me cold and blue balled man! fuck!
Ben: Bitches don't know!

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don't you worry

A term used to pass over an unfortunate event; this is traditionally used when your friend's ask about events following the closing a bar.

"Dude, what happened with you and that fat chick after you left?"

"Don't you worry"

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Ass Don't Smell

1) A fictional deodorant for one's butt.(from Saturday Night Live Sketch.)
2)Any Deodorant.

"Man,I stink...I need a can of Ass Don't Smell."

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We don't need it

Used when someone is doing something really stupid or unnecessary

Dude 1: I feel hyper today. *starts flailing around*

Dude 2: We don't need it

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That don't make no sense.

Phrase used by highly intelligent people when being condescending and sarcastic. It's typically used when the person you're communicating with isn't making sense.

Dude, wtf did you just say? That don't make no sense.

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Don't fault that

The inability to find fault with something previously stated.
“GMO’s are harmful to the ecosystem. Don’t fault that

“GMO’s are harmful to the ecosystem. Don’t fault that."

Or

“Don't fault that outfit."

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don't stress

a term you use when someone asks you about something you don't want to talk about anymore. basically means "I got it" or "don't worry about it"

Brooke kept asking Joey how he was going to get away with his stupid plan. All Joey said was, "Don't stress. I got a plan."

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