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Donald Trump

Big Daddy Trump is America’s orangest president and aims to build a wall. He got mad cake and is a beautiful small handed man. His bestie is Kim Jong-un.

Jimmy: “Did you see Donald Trump watched the olympics last night?”
Me: “Yeah, but he was only watching it to see how high the Mexican can jump”
Jimmy: “Dang, you right”

by Orangedaddy October 8, 2019

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Donald Trump

Simple definition: Everything you want to be...
Just kidding, that's a lie...
A good definition: a dick munching, maniac. In other words, your mom.

Guy 1: Who's Donald Trump?
Guy 2: Just go to google and look up a meme

by latrelljennings June 1, 2016

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Donald Trump

The worst person alive

he s such a Donald Trump.

by ukelele babe March 21, 2017

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Donald Trump

The worst president of the USA. The first Oompa Loompa president of the United States. Congratulations dumbasses.

Don't be a Donald trump kids.

by Samurai Jackolyte Spearow March 18, 2017

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Donald Trump

A horrible excuse for a president who probably has the words smallest dick, and he also has small hands

"Did you know Donald Trump has small hands?"

by Rihanna’s Gay Son March 22, 2017

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Donald Trump

America's dumbest President ever

Redneck: "Donald Trump is gonna make America great again!!"
Intelligent person: "Oh my God.."

by Becky Rubin February 23, 2017

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Donald Trump

A racist redneck's wet dream.

Last night I donald Trump'ed my jammies. Yeehaw!

by watermelawn February 19, 2017

157👍 1593👎