Big Daddy Trump is America’s orangest president and aims to build a wall. He got mad cake and is a beautiful small handed man. His bestie is Kim Jong-un.
Jimmy: “Did you see Donald Trump watched the olympics last night?”
Me: “Yeah, but he was only watching it to see how high the Mexican can jump”
Jimmy: “Dang, you right”
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Simple definition: Everything you want to be...
Just kidding, that's a lie...
A good definition: a dick munching, maniac. In other words, your mom.
Guy 1: Who's Donald Trump?
Guy 2: Just go to google and look up a meme
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The worst president of the USA. The first Oompa Loompa president of the United States. Congratulations dumbasses.
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A horrible excuse for a president who probably has the words smallest dick, and he also has small hands
"Did you know Donald Trump has small hands?"
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America's dumbest President ever
Redneck: "Donald Trump is gonna make America great again!!"
Intelligent person: "Oh my God.."
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Last night I donald Trump'ed my jammies. Yeehaw!
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