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The act of inserting an open bottle of whiskey into the anus of a person doing a handstand. The person then rights themself while people take shots out of the now whiskey flowing butthole.
Man, I was so wasted from all those Tennessee back door's last night ... Do I still have shit in my teeth?
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to grind one's groin against someone's booty while dancing, usually while moving in time with each other. possibly while tapping dat ass and simulating sex.
"everybody in the house. i wanna see you work up the sweat. if the person next to you don't have a sweat, hit the door"
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In a crowd full of dude-bros, bad-boys, geeks, jocks, and punks, the boy next door tends to end up overlooked. He is unassuming in appearance and behavior. Introverted, quiet, and in some cases, extremely shy. Most would probably just describe him as 'your typical boy'. On the surface, no one extraordinary. Just a minor character in the cast of your life.
Only, when you look closer, he's so much more. His unassuming nature has made it so that his incredible talents are generally unknown to his peers. In reality, he's brilliant, contemplative, and has some kind of hidden talent. As it turns out, he's very clever, giving him a rarely-found mature sense of humor.
Something else that is overlooked: his appearance. You won't notice if you don't look quickly, since he won't draw attention to himself with loud words or loud clothing. But his face is something special. His features are balanced and symmetrical. His skin is clear and smooth. His hair is soft, and so are his eyes. His eyes make your heart skip a beat. His modest smile makes your insides churn. He’s beautiful.
One thing you do know about a boy next door from the beginning that remains true upon closer examination is his purity. He almost definitely is a virgin, and likely hasn't even had his first kiss, either. He’s waiting for the right girl, the one he wants to spend the rest of his life with. And when you’ve gotten to know him, you will want to be the one he falls in love with.
You: So I'm going on my third date with Mark this weekend. I'm thinking about going exclusive with him.
Friend: What? I didn't even know his name before he asked you out! He's totally boring! Shouldn't you be after someone with drive and charisma, like Gavin?
You: You haven't gotten to know him. He's actually a total boy next door!
Friend: No way! In that case, you gotta hold on to him as tight as you can!
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when getting your partner from behind, you secretly get a sharp object of some sort and make a decent sized wound on the upper thigh and then proceed to finger the wound.
helen: what are those wounds all over your thighs?
gladys: oh, those are trap doors
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An expression used by incarcerated folks referring to waiting for the cell door to slam before taking off on one another.
You lie in wait, thinking “let the door be the bell,” to pulverize your cellie because he won’t show you his papers.
Means we're fucking don't come in.
Tod is I'm there.
No don't go in there is a sock on door knob.
Oh ok tod is getting a little lucky.
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Having sex with both men and women at the same time.
"First he screws me, then he screws you. It's Dutch door action."
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