driving syndrome

when a new driver first gets his/her licence. they feel the need to drive everywhere, even when not neccacary

Eric caught a case of Driving syndrome erver since he got his drivers licence, he drives to places he dosent even need to go.

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Driving the Weinermobile

(verb) To give manual relief to a male (or even oneself) while in the car. handjob Jones Stroking the Salami Hodder 710 handjobbies

Emily was afraid of hitting her head on the steering wheel, so Mike had to settle for her driving the Weinermobile.

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drive by insult

I once had a guy do a drive by insult on me as i was walking my dogs. he called me a fagot ass motherfucker. i remembered his face and car. i ran into him accidentally when he was walking out of a store months later. i pissed into a bottle and splashed it all over the interior of his car. i also dumped salt and water into the gas tank of another different drive by insult. drive by insults are for passive aggressive trash who think they have the last laugh. I'm still laughing now!

drive by insults may be funny for the passive driver, but some people like myself have taken REAL ACTION for vengeance. they don't know when it's coming or how.

they only think they can get away. but i've made sure to remember their face, car and plate.

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wreckless driving

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS WRECKLESS DRIVING.

It's "RECKLESS". Get it right!

I got a ticket for wreckless driving and I just lost my license!
^^ INCORRECT

It should be:
I got a ticket for RECKLESS driving and I just lost my license!

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Driving Lager

A lager low in alcohol, brands such as Foster's or Carlsberg fit the bill nicely, although Carling or Skol are kind of missing the point of having a beer a bit.

got the motor outside, better stick to driving lager.

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kidney drive

when doing a girl doggy style,raise as high as you can and come down on her kidneys with your elbows.thus driving her into extasy.see also orange peeler

she wanted to go to the blood drive,but i showed her the kidney drive

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Drive the boat

To take charge, show leadership

" Miguel ima need you to drive the boat this game "
" I like that kid he is always driving the boat when we need him most "

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